It's almost Christmas Day. So what better time to give you all a rundown of the five things Americans ask me on the 25 December? I grant you, Christmas Day would probably be a better time, but I venture you'll all be busy unwrapping Ghostbusters Fire Stations at that point. Or whatever the kids get these days.
Sometimes, it's better hearing me in a British accent. Click the red button below.
Laurence Brown is a British man writing his way through the truly bizarre world of America - a place he sometimes accidentally calls home and a place he still hasn't quite figured out after seven years. Thankfully, his journey is made 12% easier by the fact that his accent makes him sound much smarter than he is. For evidence of this, subscribe to his popular Lost in the Pond web series over on YouTube.